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| Sunday, July 24th, 2011 | |||||||||||||||
| 8:31 pm | Goblins don't seem to have a damn ounce of humour. Unless it's at a human's expense. Then they cackle like they've just told the best 'your mom' joke in a decade. I'm off work and hungry. Who wants to go eat dinner with me? | ||||||||||||||
| Tuesday, July 5th, 2011 | |||||||||||||||
| 10:35 pm | I'm bored with my job. I think I need a different one. | ||||||||||||||
| Thursday, June 2nd, 2011 | |||||||||||||||
| 1:47 am | Ugh. WARDED TO ADRIANNA MONTAGUE: Ugh. It's like first year all over again. Fuck this. | ||||||||||||||
| Wednesday, May 4th, 2011 | |||||||||||||||
| 6:04 pm | I miss not having to cook for myself. WARDED TO AILEEN HIGGS: Hey. You. I'm having a birthday dinner for Ade. Which of her friends do you think she'd want there? WARDED TO CORA FINNIGAN AND AURELIA LAWSON: We're having a birthday dinner for Ade on the 19th. WARDED TO ETHAN CAPPER: Hey. | ||||||||||||||
| Thursday, April 7th, 2011 | |||||||||||||||
| 4:30 pm | I'm bored. Someone come watch | ||||||||||||||
| Friday, February 18th, 2011 | |||||||||||||||
| 6:05 pm | Time flies, whether you're having fun or not. WARDED TO SADIE THOMAS, CHLOE CORNFOOT, LILYANA DACHEVA, RHIANNON TOWLER, BAI CORNER, DEVIN FINNIGAN, TESSA CHARLES, CAROLINE VAISEY, CHRISTOPHER BLETCHLEY: The Quidditch Cup's already been won. The last Hogsmeade weekend starts tomorrow. Two weeks until the end of classes. Shit. Three weeks until all the exams are fucking over. We're almost out of here. For good. That's fucking crazy. END WARDS. ETA: There's going to be an impromptu game of Quidditch. Whoever wants in, can have in. Call dibs on whichever position you want. Game'll be tomorrow afternoon.
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| Thursday, January 27th, 2011 | |||||||||||||||
| 9:22 pm | WARDED TO DEVIN FINNIGAN: I will not play in traffic. | ||||||||||||||
| Thursday, January 6th, 2011 | |||||||||||||||
| 1:41 pm | No one in this fucking school can live up to Devin's parties. Half the day's gone and I still feel fucking drunk off my arse. It's entirely possible I've fucked and forgotten about fucking someone, as there was a pair of scooby doo knickers in my bloody pocket when I woke up this morning. Who the fuck even wears scooby doo knickers? Guessing by the number of stifled moans in the tents last night, I'd say more people than you'd have liked fucked around last night, Devin. WARDED TO CORA FINNIGAN: Hahahahahahahaha. | ||||||||||||||
| Thursday, November 25th, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 3:04 pm | I'm missing a prefect badge, a tiny Asian, and a bag full of sweets. I'm thinking the last two are connected, but has anyone seen my badge? WARDED TO DEVIN FINNIGAN: So which ones would you fuck? Scratch that, which ones would you date? | ||||||||||||||
| Thursday, October 14th, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 7:06 pm | WARDED TO JOYCE JACKSON: You're a fucking selfish idiot. Have you ever met Devin Finnigan? Because anyone who's met the bloke understands that he's fucking retarded when it comes to girls and just about as interested in girls as I'm interested in playing Quidditch. Fucking no interest at all. Anyone who's talked to him knows he gets pissed off, frustrated and upset when he's flirted with. That he's -- seriously, you've fucking met him. To completely ignore the fact that he's himself and to fucking force yourself on him? I don't give a shit if it was "just a kiss" as you undoubtedly see it. When it comes to Devin, that shit isn't "just a kiss". He doesn't do kissing. He doesn't get kissed. He doesn't want your fucking kisses and to kiss someone who has very clearly, very obviously, very adamantly stated -- hell, screamed -- it out that they don't want anyone trying to flirt with them and, especially, doesn't want anyone fucking kissing them? It's fucking sexual harassment. So, congratulations, you've officially become the epitome of a shitty arse fucking friend and you're guilty of forcing your unwanted sexual advances on a bloke who sees a kiss as something akin to me coming up to you and surprising you with a spider shoved in your mouth. Which, for the record, if you ever fucking attempt to force yourself on him again? That's pretty much where this is headed. Me, ensuring that you understand how fucking disgusted he was by having your mouth on his. Next time you want to force yourself on someone who's made it clear they've no interest in you -- no interest in anyone -- just fucking don't. There are plenty of blokes I'm sure would be happy to have your tongue shoved down your throat, ones that wouldn't barf at the thought, ones that aren't freaking the fuck out because you just took advantage of them. So, remember, your mouth is exactly like shoving a nasty, diseased spider into his mouth and expecting him to be pleased about it. Don't fucking do it again. | ||||||||||||||
| Tuesday, September 21st, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 12:07 am | Oi. Can I get a headcount on how many fucking people were invited to Disneyland? Curious just how bloody many of you were. Cassie, Devin, Mercy, whoever else was invited that I'd actually care if we go on a date they can't -- when's the best bloody time for this trip? DYLAN/DEVIN/TOPHER: One spliff, two spliff, three spliff, four. Come visit me. | ||||||||||||||
| Tuesday, September 7th, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 11:59 pm |  Ha. | ||||||||||||||
| Saturday, August 21st, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 11:35 am | Quidditch, Ball, Quidditch, Ball, Quidditch, Ball. This castle needs a new topic. [CORA FINNIGAN] Congrats. Good game. Etc. [DEVIN FINNIGAN] Don't kill yourself. Let's get wasted. | ||||||||||||||
| Sunday, July 25th, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 10:15 pm | I arrive once in every second, once in every minute and once in every year. What am I? | ||||||||||||||
| Saturday, July 10th, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 9:44 pm | Hey. Adrianna Montague caught the snitch. You know who that is? That's my fucking sister. | ||||||||||||||
| Friday, July 2nd, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 7:05 pm | What's broken every time it's spoken? [WARDED TO ADRIANNA MONTAGUE, DEVIN FINNIGAN AND CORA FINNIGAN] Dear Virgins with a vagina, Sex is fun. Sex is really fucking fun, but don’t do that shit until you’re ready. I don’t give a fuck if some boy wants to do it, I don’t give a fuck if you think he’s going to stop paying attention to you If you refuse and I sure as hell don’t give a shit about anything else he says. When you do fuck – especially the first time – fucking use protection and use lube if you need it. It’ll help shit go smoother and you won’t end up diseased or pregnant after. And there’s nothing fucking wrong with using lube if you need it. If some shithead is pressuring you or fucks you over in whatever the fuck way – emotionally, physically, don’t really give a shit – you tell me. You too, Finnigan. Not that I figure Runcorn’s got a dick in his trousers at all, but whatever. I’m sure there’s other dicks interested in your pussy. Don’t blow a guy before he goes down on you, sometimes guys are little shits and will take their blowjob and run. There’s nothing wrong with sex. If you have it, don’t be ashamed. If it happens and you’re not happy about the way it happened, let me know and I’ll take care of the shithead. Protection, protection, protection. Blah, blah fucking blah. If you have questions, now would be the time to ask them. Be good, Dylan Montague [WARDED TO DEVIN FINNIGAN] Dear Virgin with a dick, Fucking have sex already. Blow me, Dylan Montague. | ||||||||||||||
| Friday, June 25th, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 8:56 pm | [WARDED AGAINST HEADS/PREFECTS] HAPPY BIRTHDAY, FUCKTARD. Someone give Devin a birthday snog. | ||||||||||||||
| Wednesday, June 16th, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
| 7:12 pm | Students of Hogwarts, Unless you're blind, deaf, retarded, Alexander Nott or a first year (redundant, I'm aware), you know when curfew is. You know what you're bloody allowed to do and what you're bloody not allowed to do. STOP. BEING. STUPID. Ready for June Already, Dylan Montague | ||||||||||||||
| Tuesday, June 8th, 2010 | |||||||||||||||
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